Mattel introduces Computer Engineer Barbie
Oh hey kids! Turn down that Hannah Montana single and listen up, as it looks like Mattel is taking a walk on the nerdy side. After holding an online vote (cough, Reddit, cough), it looks like Barbie’s 125th career will be in the fast-paced and exciting world of computer engineering. We can’t wait for the line of accessories to go along with this Barbie. My pink Cisco routers, chartreuse Barracuda firewalls, and fuchsia Gig-E switches complete with leather bound installation manuals. As thrilled as nerds everywhere are sure to be that beauty has really “met the geek,” we wonder: will Barbie’s ergonomically designed office chair offset the previous generation’s breast-related scoliosis?
I want to be like he soooo badly
I wonder what distro of Linux she uses? You think she has a binary alarm clock?
WHAT!
No calculator watch!
So why isn’t she Indian? There aren’t many white American software engineers anymore, in case anyone hasn’t noticed.