Comments on: BlackBerry Storm unboxed!

By: carl

carl — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:05:57 +0000

the touch screen is fantastic – much better than i thought it would be

By: mikee

mikee — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:56:27 +0000

Hold the camera still, dumbass!

By: Constable Odo

Constable Odo — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:14:01 +0000

Best one-handed unboxing EVER. Totally worthy of BlackBerrys everywhere. I liked it because it was very laid back and showed no respect for the Storm whatsoever.

What the heck is Queers English, you cruddy bloke? How’s ’bout I give you a bunch of fivers acrost your cheeky gob. Ho, ho, ho. His old lady ain’t holdin’ nothin’ to shoot some BlackBerry unboxing. Good job.

By: mangenius

mangenius — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:59:41 +0000

Thank you to all my fans. My next show will be scheduled shortly after douche boy Storm Analyzer comments again

By: Eric Schmidt (not the google ceo)

Eric Schmidt (not the google ceo) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:07:58 +0000

If anyone remembers the viral video about the N64 kid, this reminds me a little of that, and when I picture the BGR staff unboxing a Storm I just get a mental version of N64 kid but with a grown man and a Storm instead lol.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:00:27 +0000

Let’s see if he’s getting any for the rest of the month…

By: Kyd

Kyd — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:22:54 +0000

@ mangenius
LMFAO! That was funny, but yea Storm Analyzer is a total douche bag

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:56:18 +0000

lol lol – good one mangenius

By: Zerokul

Zerokul — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:53:09 +0000

wtf was that??????????? That video remind me of the movie cloverfield, keep the camera steady damn it!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Raj Swahali

Raj Swahali — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:36:14 +0000

Pretty frustrating watching this tard try to unbox it with one hand while his partner just flaps her jaws.

By: nomedigas

nomedigas — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:14:01 +0000

Oh, OK… phones 4u… looked like “AU.”

My bad! Carry on!

By: theguy

theguy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:31:07 +0000

hahahahaha mangenius that was amazing, storm analyzer…. your a tool

By: mangenius

mangenius — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:16:18 +0000

@Storm Analyzer – you missed a couple points

Not a toaster
Not a microwave
Cant keep my beer cold
Wont jerk me off
Want keep me warm if I cold
No Compas
I cant use it as a stool
No teleporting into the future

Stupid jerkoff RIM bastard losers

By: JustMe

JustMe — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:00:32 +0000

LOL – That was great!!!

On a side note: I love how some people only comment to complain. If you don’t want to comment about the “unboxing,” don’t comment at all. There is a time and place for everything. Ugh.

By: Gordon

Gordon — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:43:20 +0000

It’s funny how there’s someone standing next to him that could have held the camera. Instead it takes him 5 minutes to get the box open. Retard.

By: Storm Analyzer

Storm Analyzer — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:42:24 +0000

Verizon has to cripple the team that put policies in their handsets selection

There is nothing revolutionary about the phone except it’s a mimic or a copy of the iphone minus a lot of features

528 Mhz processor, not 624 Mhz, neutered, matter of fact they have chosen a cheaper CPU pxa930 instead of the powerful pxa320 (Samsung Omnia) which can be over clocked to a 806mhz (pxa320 has 256 kb l2 cache and a 768 kb 3d frame buffer)
Not VGA, only half the revolution! When they thought of the resolution, they saw the iphone as the limit, there is no creativity
No wide screen format to play movies nicely, only square 4:3 aspect ratio, they forgot to copy that.
No infrared port
No flash support
No Bluetooth v2.1
No video acceleration, u have to pay for data plans but u can’t play online games!
No LED, regular TFT LCD
No 16.7 millions true colors like the
No WiMax, don’t even dream about it
No wifi, no streaming (streaming is not allowed in the data plan)
No high number of channels of polyphonic (32 channels only) ringtones typically 72
Pages are slow to load and render and zoom/pan operations were slow and jerky no matter what the software version is, it will be in beta till after one year at least.
Not really built for multi tasking only small memory (128 MB RAM) even it has big Rom
No 8-megapixel camera
No stereo microphone
No stereo loudspeaker
No Hdmi
No electronic dictionary,
No Business card recognition
No finger print reader

No to Crippled Storm

By: Richard Baker

Richard Baker — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:28:52 +0000

If anything at least its educational How to speack the Queens English!

By: Homer

Homer — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:17:27 +0000

Definitely the worst unboxing ever, I LOVED it! Makes me want to go out and get a Blockbree Stohm asap.

By: mangenius

mangenius — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:57:04 +0000

you bastard!! I was waiting for the phone to fall on the ground and smash

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:09:26 +0000

and this is the blockberry block pocket thingy

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:54:16 +0000

“Hold that Jess”
“I’m not holding anything!”

“come ‘on open ya bastard”
“Why doncha jus – start again!”
“SHUT IT!! There it is, whohooo!”

LOL LOL
Best exchange ever. I want to hear more from this couple.

By: Evilhomer

Evilhomer — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:51:08 +0000

That was an unboxing? It looked more like he was fishing around in the box looking for a lost contact lens and the Storm was just in his f’king way….

By: Blackula

Blackula — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:45:24 +0000

the best? Rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

By: netposer

netposer — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:20:18 +0000

Awesome. haha, his wife didn’t want to hold his camcorder.

By: Michael Bettiol

Michael Bettiol — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:43:07 +0000

@nomedigas

It’s phones4u and it’s from the UK, 100%.

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:31:28 +0000

Almost barfed with all the jerking movement.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:12:12 +0000

That was the BEST ever!

By: Top_Banana

Top_Banana — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:07:45 +0000

WORST UNBOXING EVER.

By: badChad

badChad — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:46 +0000

I was waiting for the parade.

By: nick Lachee

nick Lachee — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:34 +0000

The best unboxing ever…loved it. He could care less about the phone and all the crap in the box. His wife must be an Apple Fan Girl…she was I won’t touch that thing!!! or something along those line. That was a true UnNerD.