Now Easier Than Ever to Get Your Fat on While Driving

That’s right people, you’re looking at history right here. It’s time to sit back in admiration and just watch the design awards start rolling in. If there is just one truth that is absolutely indisputable, it’s the fact that Americans are in dire need of a way to get fat and calories crammed into their pie holes more efficiently. Fast food chains have taken the first step with the advent of the drive-through. No longer is it necessary to muster the strength required to lift all of that bulk out of the driver’s seat and waddle in and out of your favorite processed meat vendor. Pull up your SUV, bark your order, flash some cash and zip home. You could be daring and attempt to stuff some of that tasty goodness down while driving but multitasking of that sort is no rookie maneuver. Who can wait the eight minutes it takes to get back to your diggs though? Problem solved. The French Fry Holder is just what the doctor ordered. Make use of that cup holder by plopping this puppy down and allow it to serve you your bounty in the delicate fashion that cuisine of this caliber deserves. Fan-friggin-tastic.

[Via AutomoBlog]

Read

18 Responses to “Now Easier Than Ever to Get Your Fat on While Driving”

  1. 1
    J.C. says:

    Oh joy!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  2. 2
    Basile says:

    Nice but where is the compartment for mayonnaise?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  3. 3
    J.C. says:

    Mayonnaise on fries? What happened to ketchup?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  4. 4
    Flammin JJ says:

    Mayo on fries is totally where it’s at.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  5. 5
    S says:

    That wouldn’t work for me…I eat my fries with a fork, in a tub, with chili and cheese :)

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  6. 6
    Nitesmoke says:

    Mayo on fries in Holland. But what about a ketchup or bbq sauce holder?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  7. 7
    nxwmxn says:

    I F*CKING LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SARCASM USED TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE, MAKES ME CHUCKLE :)

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  8. 8
    mikeypants says:

    I spy next years hottest Mother’s Day Gift!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  9. 9
    inc says:

    Boy u gotta try this.

    Get Micky Deeezz mayo & mix it with ketchup. Now this some gooooood stufff.

    Try it

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  10. 10
    Mr Hopkins says:

    I gave up on ketchup years ago for mayo….but what’s really good is that McDees Cool Ranch!!!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  11. 11
    Steven says:

    You guys must be crazy, Mayo?!

    mustard is where its at.

    Mmm Mustard yummy numpkins

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  12. 12
    Melrose says:

    Ok,are you guys dumbed down today or what? Why is this article even on here? Nothing better to do on a Sunday? And you have the nerve to call yourselves Boy “GENIUS”? I think I have lost some respect for you guys! Post something interesting.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  13. 13
    Jeff B. says:

    Only in America…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  14. 14
    Erik says:

    This has been at Target for almost two years now. Thanks for the late breaking news.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  15. 15
    mikeypants says:

    @ Erik

    Yet you still continue to shop at Target? For shame, Sir. For shame.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  16. 16
    MarxAnth says:

    Another great Zach posting..

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  17. 17
    billybob says:

    That is what i thought…. a. what does this have to do with technology? b. i think this is closer to 4 years old.

    Way to be on top of things.

    Whats next, the announcement that apple is moving to intel processors?

    Whats wrong with target? its better than the “straight outta the trailer” feeling you get at wal mart!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  18. 18

    A diabolical device to make the dumbest and fattest people part with their money.

    Designed for people who have no respect for their health, food or car.

    If you know someone who will want one; stop them before their approaching diabetes stops them driving!

    ;)

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

Leave a Reply