Now Easier Than Ever to Get Your Fat on While Driving
That’s right people, you’re looking at history right here. It’s time to sit back in admiration and just watch the design awards start rolling in. If there is just one truth that is absolutely indisputable, it’s the fact that Americans are in dire need of a way to get fat and calories crammed into their pie holes more efficiently. Fast food chains have taken the first step with the advent of the drive-through. No longer is it necessary to muster the strength required to lift all of that bulk out of the driver’s seat and waddle in and out of your favorite processed meat vendor. Pull up your SUV, bark your order, flash some cash and zip home. You could be daring and attempt to stuff some of that tasty goodness down while driving but multitasking of that sort is no rookie maneuver. Who can wait the eight minutes it takes to get back to your diggs though? Problem solved. The French Fry Holder is just what the doctor ordered. Make use of that cup holder by plopping this puppy down and allow it to serve you your bounty in the delicate fashion that cuisine of this caliber deserves. Fan-friggin-tastic.
[Via AutomoBlog]
Oh joy!
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Nice but where is the compartment for mayonnaise?
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Mayonnaise on fries? What happened to ketchup?
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Mayo on fries is totally where it’s at.
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That wouldn’t work for me…I eat my fries with a fork, in a tub, with chili and cheese
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Mayo on fries in Holland. But what about a ketchup or bbq sauce holder?
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I F*CKING LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SARCASM USED TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE, MAKES ME CHUCKLE
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I spy next years hottest Mother’s Day Gift!
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Boy u gotta try this.
Get Micky Deeezz mayo & mix it with ketchup. Now this some gooooood stufff.
Try it
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I gave up on ketchup years ago for mayo….but what’s really good is that McDees Cool Ranch!!!
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You guys must be crazy, Mayo?!
mustard is where its at.
Mmm Mustard yummy numpkins
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Ok,are you guys dumbed down today or what? Why is this article even on here? Nothing better to do on a Sunday? And you have the nerve to call yourselves Boy “GENIUS”? I think I have lost some respect for you guys! Post something interesting.
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Only in America…
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This has been at Target for almost two years now. Thanks for the late breaking news.
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@ Erik
Yet you still continue to shop at Target? For shame, Sir. For shame.
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Another great Zach posting..
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That is what i thought…. a. what does this have to do with technology? b. i think this is closer to 4 years old.
Way to be on top of things.
Whats next, the announcement that apple is moving to intel processors?
Whats wrong with target? its better than the “straight outta the trailer” feeling you get at wal mart!
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A diabolical device to make the dumbest and fattest people part with their money.
Designed for people who have no respect for their health, food or car.
If you know someone who will want one; stop them before their approaching diabetes stops them driving!
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