Random Violence is Making a Comeback

Parents all over the country will soon be primed to sharpen their fangs and break out the picket signs all over again. Rockstar Games, makers of what is likely the most controversial series of games this decade, has slapped a release date on the inevitable fourth edition of their brutal masterpiece. Yes, Grand Theft Auto IV is now officially slated for release on April 29th! Coming to both PS3 and Xbox 360, GTA4 looks like it may be the most controversial Rockstar offering yet. More violence, hopefully more sex, and even some drunk driving for good measure. No, that’s not a mistake; Rockstar game looks to be finding new and exciting ways to spark up as much opposition as possible. GTA4 actually lets players guide main character Niko Belic through a night of partying with friends. Once he emerges, in-car "drunk mode" takes affect complete with blurred vision and increased driving difficulty. Expect undereducated preteens around the globe to soon be emulating Belic by going out on benders and playing bumper cars with their parents’ SUVs. Of course their escapades won’t be a result of under-funded school systems or crappy parenting; the game told them to do it!

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11 Responses to “Random Violence is Making a Comeback”

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    Alex says:

    “Of course their escapades won’t be a result of under-funded school systems or crappy parenting; the game told them to do it!” – BGR

    It’s sad because lazy parents all over America and Jack Thompson will claim just that.

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    Galvatron says:

    In the words of vin deisel”oh come on DickM It’s the only education we got.

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    Randy says:

    I own every game in the series, and I plan to own this one when it hits the PC. The fact that it’s xbox/ps3 exclusive on release is not enough to induce me to buy either system.

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    Paul says:

    WOW….T

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    Paul says:

    WOW….This game is soooooooooo getting banned when it comes out.

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    Matt S says:

    i cant wait to play it!

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    Steven W. says:

    We finally get a date! Now if SOCOM will hurry up and drop then we’re REALLY in business

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    Vision77 says:

    Damn, between this and Soul Caliber 4(with Darth Vader), I guess I gotta get a ps3 now.

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    Jcray21 says:

    YAY!!!! A date!! Hopefully this one sticks. I can’t wait for this game.

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    Jeff B. says:

    This GTA is going to be off the chain but I still miss Tony from all the other GTA’s.

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    bill r. says:

    We finally get a date! Now if SOCOM will hurry up and drop then we’re REALLY in business
    by Steven W.

    damn right…then ill finally have the reason I need for ps3

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