J. Lo flash drives…no, seriously

Let’s face it, folks, flash drives are the customizable tech gadget of choice. Every 6 minutes we’re faced with yet another special edition, limited run, super tricked out, gold plated, diamond encrusted USB stick. Great. The latest useless-yet-somewhat-intriguing stick comes to us courtesy of Jennifer Lopez herself. The diva has teamed up with luxury handset manufacturer Gresso to offer a limited edition wood grain flash drive endorsed by J. Lo herself. The block comes complete with…wait for it…a copy of J. Lo’s brand new album Billboard Poison Brave. We can hardly contain ourselves. The drive costs a staggering $70, which is about $70 more than you should be paying for the album itself, though dressing it up in a bit of African Mahogany isn’t the worst idea we’ve heard…though it’s pretty close.

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10 Responses to “J. Lo flash drives…no, seriously”

  1. 1
    Brandon says:

    Way to promote file sharing.

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    daddybear says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wheeze hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahaha

    stupid.

    -db

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    JJDon says:

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    Does it come as a necklace? It looks like it.

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    Galvatron says:

    I’m suprised I’m not seeing hanna montana flash drives yet it’s frightenin to see ho much useless stuff ther selling at circle k’s

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    Maarten says:

    They should GIVE you money for buying and wearing it…

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    BxDiva says:

    That’s hot. I just hope it doesn’t get jacked when I’m wearing it on the 6 riding through the South Bronx.

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    JHH483 says:

    Wow i think this is the dumbest idea yet, i bet that only like 10 are sold and 9 of those are used as firewood lol

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    Galvatron says:

    Lol that alone might get my mechanic coworkers to buy one let alone figure out how to use a flash drive.

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    NYC567user says:

    If they had a squueeeze Booty version, I might be tempted to buy it…ha ha ha…

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    Edison says:

    does this flash song jsut can play on PC?
    can i download from flash drive to my mp3 player?

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