i.Beat.Blaxx wins “Most Racist MP3 Player” award
Seriously. We couldn’t have made this one up…it’s that bad. German company Trekstor has just dropped a new DAP. Spec wise, this thing can certainly hold its own, sporting 2GB or 4GB of internal storage, a built in FM tuner, mini-USB jack , and a pretty sweet design aesthetic. It even comes bundled with a set of Sennheiser ear phones. Not too shabby, right? Sure, but we haven’t gotten to the best/worst part. What happens when a German company is faced with the need to name and market a new, youth oriented digital audio player? How do they set themselves apart from the masses? Call it the i.Beat. Blaxx. That’s what. We find it hard to believe that any corporation, German, Latvian, Ugandan, Russian, whatever, could be stupid enough to knowingly pull a move like this…but by the same token, we’re equally flummoxed that a company could unknowingly pull a move like this. We smell an angry Al Sharpton, several late night talk show debates, and an apology in the air. Or are we taking this the totally wrong way? Don’t take our mock convo the wrong way either, mmkay?
UPDATE: Trekstor has done the right move, and renamed the DAP just, "Blaxx." A little better, right?
Black male: Yo, what’s poppin my ninja?
White male: Hi, Gene.
Black Male: Ain’t nothin’. Aww man damn, is that the new iPod that you can like, you know, touch, and check out YouTube on? Aww damn! I could be chillin’ at the Subways, and be like all up on that, checkin’ out that dumb girl from South Carolina, son.
White Male: Uh, no. It’s this totally new digital audio player. It’s actually really cool, and pretty exciting. You get all of the features you’ve come to expect in a mobile MP3 player, in a small. light, and affordable package.
Black Male: Word, B.
White Male: Yeps!
Black Male: What’s it called, kid.
White Male: Lowers his voice, and tries to mumble, "i.Beat Blaxx"
Black Male: "Say what? Oh hell no you did not just…"
We’ll check up on White Male in the hospital a little later on in the week…
“You call me “Cracker”,Honkey&quo t;,”Whitey” and you think it’s OK.
But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook or Chink you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of crimes against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP
You have BET.
If we had WET (white entertainment television) we’d be racists.
If we had White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we’d be racists.
If we had an organization only for whites to ‘advance’ our lives, we’d be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we’d be racists.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, we’d be racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange. And you’re not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am white.
I am proud.
But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists? “
This really burns, I can’t believe the people who have turned an amusing post about a stuff up in Germany and turned it in to an online race riot. Grow up people! We all breath and we all bleed. There is not a chance in hell that your small little minds will see a day when there is just one race of any of the current denominations. More than likely when that days comes it will be because all the races through cross breeding become one and the word racist will only be written in history books. Oh and I’m white and I’m not a bleeding heart liberal. When people are stereotyped there is little else for them to do than what is expected of them.
I thought we’ve come to a point where we look at individuals instead of genaralizing and promoting stereotypes. I see a bunch of cowards (White and Blacks) sitting behind their computers and feeling really bold. If we were all facing each other in person I am sure we wouldn’t be as bold. There are White gangs, just like there are with other races. There are bad low life people in every race, and because someone is doing something wrong doesn’t warrant you to do thesame you become WRONG also. Teach, if you no better. Don’t promote hatred, we all will continue to suffer from such human flaw. Lets love one another please, maybe this world would be a better place.
Wow I came on here to read a silly article they were talking about on best week ever. Either this is a secret meeting place for white aryans or the world is alot worse off than I thought it was. Ignorance is the culprit but only the truly stupid people embrace it and promote it. Anything the racist people said can be refuted by 1) themselves 2) history 3) realistic pictures of american society. I wouldn’t mind letting these miserable souls wallow in their own hate and ignorance IF they weren’t harming people and hindering their own kids in the process. The fact that they keep holding onto outdated and thoroughly wrong ideas and practices that made things like NAACP and black history month necessary in the first place shows their lack of illumination on the subject and ruins any credibility they might have had. I am white and conservative by the way.
Well Karmen, you live in a matrix! Everything you thing you know in our world came from where? How many books do you read in a year? Do you have many degree’s to back up your claims of wisdom? Do you have a masters in political science,or any other major? Go to the New Century Foundation,and check to see who is really the victims. Check the fbi stats. Read Kevin MacDonald’s work.How about also reading up on Paul Craig Roberts,Paul Finley,Vdare.com,and many other people who I’m sure are more educated that you!
Also,for you so-called tv conservatives. Want to really know who has pushed the open border policies in all white countries? Read DR.MacDonalds books,and start with The culture of Critique,he’s a professor in Cal State. Want to know who the wars are for? read The Israel Lobby&U.S. foreign policy by professor John Mearsheimer of the University of Chicago,and Stephen Walt,a professor at Harvard,John F Kennedy School of Government.Do you know who owns the Federal Reserve? It only takes a iq of 90 to do the research. I can only plant the seed of your awakening!!!!!!!
Oh, how player can be racist? Funny
lol who gives a shit. That faggot Al Sharpton only has pull over the average stupid pussy American.